Mayday

Ok seriously? It's December 9th and I haven't bought one gift.

Help.

Falling Apart

They say that your body tries to give you signs that it's in distress by sending pain signals to the brain. Well, my signals are coming in loud and clear: I turned both of my ankles hiking Camelback Mountain over Thanksgiving weekend; I banged my knee somwhere; I banged my head opening up the living room chest; one of my toenails is broken smack in the middle of my toe; my back hurts...What is my deal?